{"product_id":"emotionless-supporter-sweatshirt","title":"Emotionless Supporter Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"197\"\u003eSome people bring comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"222\"\u003eOthers just... show up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"418\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"249\"\u003eEmotionless Supporter\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the ones who care deeply but have absolutely no idea how to express it. They'll sit next to you in complete silence, hand you a snack, and consider the job done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"479\"\u003eThe rock says nothing.\u003cbr\u003eIt judges nothing.\u003cbr\u003eIt fixes nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"481\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eYet somehow... it's still there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"661\"\u003eA minimalist design with a perfectly deadpan punchline for people who understand that sometimes the best support comes with zero emotional effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"690\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"690\"\u003eFine. Meh. Good enough.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs plus double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength\u003cbr\u003e- DTF-printed inner neck labels and optional embroidery on chest or wrists\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":58457447367037,"sku":"33913804026110632800","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":58457447399805,"sku":"21253753469901946355","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":58457447432573,"sku":"29284018375770823858","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":58457447465341,"sku":"30910019932709967967","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":58457447498109,"sku":"18977937305075646200","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":58457447530877,"sku":"52188257142589741157","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":58457447563645,"sku":"57712070624517878266","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0949\/9695\/5517\/files\/20260727160513-1f189d4f-35d7-6f10-a29e-6e0e0ec99690.png?v=1792321787","url":"https:\/\/www.finemeh.com\/products\/emotionless-supporter-sweatshirt","provider":"Fine.meh","version":"1.0","type":"link"}